thesherlockfandomisbroken: mamaspookat: h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: crestadair: bioterrorist: emubutt: soupybeard: Why I hate myself Volume I Pocket edition font size 7 Introduction to the first chapter of the prologue to the author’s note
The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those that speak...– George Orwell (via nojusticexnopeace)
lionza: “it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a word” um i’m pretty sure that’s the point of words to mean established things in order to make communication possible
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
littleredstriderhood: the-vashta-nerada: one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit my english teacher told a story once how he told the class to wrote a 5 paragraph essay on a brick and a student wrote “5 paragraph essay” and taped it to the...
imadesigirl: therealhamster: do you ever just wanna do a backflip but realize you cant this is the most accurate post ive ever seen
horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
Face your fears, I say, but choose the right skirt to do it in.– Laura Jane Grace (via xoxo-gossipthor)
askclint: If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are. You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
applejackart: Ba harmy putar? GLARCH! I’ve seen this post three times now and I still lose my shit.
Only dumb people are happy.– Courtney Love (via rabbit-with-the-machine)
That awkward moment when you realise that you...
One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without...– John Green (via hardcore)
ohlookitslouise: thedoctor-left-the-tardis-and: randomwickedravings: soufflegirl: THE DOCTOR IS GOING TO SEE ROSE AGAIN I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THE DOCTOR IS GOING TO HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE TO ROSE AGAIN I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DEPRESSED ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
didistuttermotherfucker: jarjarbinkzz: It’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010. #i regret everything from birth to 2 days ago
grrrlfever: i love women in a feminist way and also a lesbian way
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fearfullymade-locs: thedameloves: homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them. Never too old to learn from the Muppets. And this: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas